From the Steps to move-out day, from free food lines to the lawns (wait, not the lawns... don’t go to the lawns!), students are forced to jump over hurdle after hurdle in a feeble attempt to get to sweet, sweet summer.
We encourage our executives-elect to prioritize their goals. Stand Columbia, tell us what your goals are for the first semester, the second semester, and for the year as a whole.
But there is still a tremendous burden on students that has gone unaddressed. The problem of not having enough study days and having too many tests in too little time remains untouched, and allowing students to move exams to before Dec. 23 actually exacerbates it.
You said you wanted to start seriously and see where it went. And we agreed. It seemed like the right thing to do. It made sense. We made sense, you know? We’d planned out our future together. And now? We don’t know how or when to find you. Why did you do it? Class registration, why would you announce yourself as something serious if you only ever wanted to mess around? You’re a joke, class registration. How are we supposed to be together if you can’t even get yourself together?
Stand Columbia is the only party that simultaneously seems to recognize the scope of its power and the reality of what and how things can be accomplished at Columbia.
